Archive for March, 2006

No more gift registries

Posted in Wedding on March 29th, 2006 by Brian – 1 Comment

A new rule mistakenly attributed to George Carlin. From the new rules for 2006.

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it’s for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn’t gift giving, it’s the white people version of looting.

Any way we’re going to ask ya’ll NOT buy us more stuff. Please! We NEED more SPACE. Our goal is to build onto the house. So if you feel inclined to gift us then do it with a Lowe’s gift card or something. K? :)

[This is supposed to be funny and a bit serious. Get it? Get it! Huh? ok. I laughed at it...]